So long, and thanks for all the fish

For asexuals, sex is like… a donut. When we see a donut, we do not have the urge to eat the donut. This does not necessarily mean we hate the donut, or think the donut is disgusting— many of us even like donuts. But we never have any urge to walk over there and eat it. Demisexuals will have the urge to eat the donut only if it their absolute favorite kind of donut in the whole world, and greysexuals sometimes will have the urge to get the donut, and sometimes not. Celibates are on diets.

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—	http://backroundradio.tumblr.com (via fivetail) OOC: This is relevant to my personality profile for Agent Hill (via shieldhumanresourcesdept) RELEVANT. I’m going to use this in further explanations. (via apandemia)

photolifephotography:

asexual-not-a-sexual:

*phew*

There we go. I’ve continued the sassy coming out ace card to extend to more orientations. These are intended as a joke, but they might actually come in handy if you’re being questioned about your orientation and you need a sassy retort.

[Note: I’ve also edited the asexual one for optimum readability. If you are visually impaired, I would greatly appreciate your feedback on the legibility and readability of these comps. I wanna make sure everyone can enjoy my designs, not only those with good vision. So your feedback is a big help!]

Yay their are more!

All beautifully designed.

I’ll take a case of the cards 1,4 and 6 please.

It little things like this that really matter a lot its nice to have things like this around.

Little Things =)

I’d like two and four, please. :3

I should print a few for pride next month. :3